Bent Wit Theme

from by lainey schooltree



A very early demo of the theme with the Core, before we tried it on the stage.


You may have seen cabaret before but not like this
It harkens back to olden days but with a twist
So leave behind your preconceptions – Leave behind the kids
And get yourself on over to

The witty tittiest
Hot old biddiest
Come get shittiest
Oh say can you see
Anything more American

Shut off your TV set tonight
Don’t bother putting up a fight
Get more than afternoon delight
At the Cabaret

Girls: Go out and get your favorite fag
Get dressed up in some fancy drag
Emancipate your best old bag
From the home tonight

And now you’ve got yourself a drink
Lift them all ‘round and clinky-clink
Go blow your nose so you can think
At the show tonight

Come on out and play / At the Bent Wit Cabaret
Let us show you all the way / At the Bent Wit Cabaret
Someone might just give you gay
Get your cats neutered and spayed
Nuns and bishops come to pray
Strap on your strap-on on today
Jewish mothers say oy vey
God I hope we all get paid!

More than just ok
Drink your cares away
Bring a date - get laid!

Bent Wit Cabaret!


from The Music of Bent Wit, released April 19, 2013



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